Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I Have dreamed

I recently bought the June 2009 edition of Metro magazine with Lea Salonga on the cover ( I rarely buy latest issues of magazines but when it's Lea Salonga I would definitely buy it--hey what can I do? I'm a fan). Speaking of being a fan just an overview I still have her first "taped" album--small voice up to now..beat that!!
Moving forward,It says in the cover "She dreamed a dream"...very timely coz I've been living a dream myself...obviously,she turned the dream into reality. Most of us hoped to see ourselves living in a life where we are happy and contented (with the very essense of the word). Climbing our way to reach for that dream is something we have full control of..the path is already there, question is are we walking at a straight line or the curvy ones? In mathematics, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line..meaning there's no easy way to go to your point of destination but to follow a straight line. With a lot of imperfections in the world plus mounting numbers of weaknesses and a lot of excuses for ourselves..How I wish I could do the same.So help me God!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Astrological reading

This is my astrological reading from jena...hmmm...

Cristhabelle, this is the Free Personal Astrological Reading
which you requested from me...

Hello Cristhabelle,

Thank you for the information which you sent me on the 4 April 2009. Now that I have finished your astrological reading I felt I had to write to you straight away. Indeed I have just discovered that not only you were soon to live through an event of great astrological importance but also that you were going to blessed with a period of chance and opportunities.

I have worked in my chosen professional field for a very long time now and it is rare that I feel such a powerful jolt (as I felt for you Cristhabelle) when consulting an individual's details for the first time. I only can explain it by the creation of a strong connection between us when we first entered into contact. This bond has an enormous advantage for me as I am able to discern exactly what you are feeling at this time. Then I can compare and contrast this very personal information to your astrological configuration.

Cristhabelle, I am now going to tell you what I have discovered about you. What I am now going to tell you is very important and of course I have checked and double-checked everything before telling you. So here is what is is all about: a Transit period is on the way and you are perfectly positioned to get the very best out of the opportunities it is set to bring . Indeed, in a very short time you will find yourself in the glare of several powerful astrological influences. These influences will place you in a rare astrological Transit which will not occur again in your skies before a very long time. This is a period of 103 days during which a great number of opportunities are going to be offered to you. These opportunities are going to have a great impact on your life and here is what comes out of my analysis:

First of all I want to tell you that I am aware that you have lived through some difficult moments in the past and that you still have the impression that these difficulties are going to last for a long time to come. You have come accross failures, stumbling blocks and obstacles and you have had to constantly revise your plans, ask yourself difficult questions and you have ended up doubting yourself and your abilities. I can see all this very clearly in your astral configuration and it is due to the unfavorable position of a number of major planets over the past few months (for example Saturn has been going through a transit which has had a very negative affect on your character).

Well Cristhabelle, today I have some excellent news for you because this period of 103 will mark a very important turning point for you and this Transit will have a very positive impact on your financial and professional life. You are going to have a job-offer which will correspond perfectly to your expectations and ambitions. This is a major event in your life, you will feel far more satisfied than you do at the moment and you will find that your professional and financial situation will be radically different.


During this period you can expect some very positive financial changes in your life. It seems that one very important opportunity will be made to you and this opportunity is linked to an unexpected sum of money. As a matter of fact your astral configuration shows me that this sum of money should allow you to finish a project which you have been thinking about for a long time. 3 main points stand out clearly:

- first of all, you must realize why this period is so important for you and this is simply because these 103 days are linked to a large sum of money
- it seems that this sum of money will help you with your projects, ambitions and investments
- at this stage of my analysis it is difficult to say exactly how you can get hold of this sum of money but it seems that it is linked to a notion of games or lottery. You will certainly gain this sum when you least expect it and this will also be a moment when your natural chance and good luck are boosted to their maximum. This does indicate a win through a game of some sort.


Cristhabelle, I must insist on the fact that this Transit is going to have an enormous influence and a great importance in your life. You need to be ready to seize all of the opportunities which are going to be open to you during this period as it represents a real chance in your life. For this you need to have some complementary information (where, how, what, when, with who...). This is why I have put a page online especially for you, Cristhabelle, where you can ask me to research this information.

http://aboutastro.com/j.php?p=request.cgi&r=6&c=15k0x&f=pevfgunoryyr

However before you go to this page I invite you to continue reading this first reading as I have some more important information to tell you about.

Firstly you may be wondering at this point how I can be so passionate about your particular case. Well let me explain a little more about what I felt about you when we first entered into contact and how this has allowed me to know you even better, Cristhabelle.

You are at a stage in your life when many things are changing and you seem to be living through certain turbulences. At the moment you are reexamining certain goals which you fixed for yourself at a certain moment in your life. I know that you have immense qualities even if they are not fully exploited. Yes, you have very special talents, unique only to you and while you have known of these abilities you haven't fully acted on them now, have you ? This is a real shame as these qualities which you do not use to the fullest can help you to evolve on a financial and professional level and this is why I am so keen to help you liberate these capacities which are deep within you. I can also sense that there is a very strong aura around you and an energy that is truly powerful. I am sensing vibrations from you much more intense than those I experience with mot clients. You also have an unusually strong intuition and being in touch with this power may be one of the reasons why you are drawn to astrology readings.

As far as other people are concerned, you are sensitive to other people's feelings and you often put other people's needs ahead of your own, especially those of your family and close friends and you get personal satisfaction from helping others even if sometimes you take on too much responsibilities and are not always appreciated. Those closest to you privately, describe you as being a very warm person. While they may not always say this, they feel it in their hearts. Although you don't always consciously admit this, deep down inside you need the respect and admiration of others.

I am sensing your character and I am getting the distinct sense that you are street smart and you value this ability much more than the classroom smarts that others have. Without a doubt you are your own strongest critic. You have a tendency to be too hard on yourself, you have very strong values and a definite sense of right and wrong. In this days of questionable characters you feel grounded by your strong values. Also the experiences you have had in life have made you a bit more perceptive than most . As a matter of fact, you are wise beyond your years in many ways.

Lets get back to this period Cristhabelle as I should warn you about one particular point. If you do not act in a very decisive manner concerning this period then it is extremely likely that all of these important opportunities will simply pass you by.

I must remind you that this Transit is a very rare event which will not come around again for a very long time to come and it will allow you to obtain this new job which is offered to you and complete a project which you care a lot about by using a sum of money which you did not expect to have. To achieve this it is important that you find yourself in the right place and at the right time to take the right decisions and this is what I want to help you to do.

I also need to warn you about something which I have already seen with certain other people who simply wait for events to occur.

Indeed, I know through my experience that people who are aware that such a Transit will soon occur yet who sit by and do nothing about it (because they consider that they can guess which actions are needed and when), inevitably miss out on the full impact of the period. Only a professional astrologer can read your Skies correctly to bring you the informations you truly need concerning your Transit of 103.Cristhabelle, You need precise and deep knowledge of all of the implications of this Transit in order to get the very best out of it's chances and opportunities.

Cristhabelle, I warn you in this way because the stakes concerning this period are too high. You need a professional to help you through this vitally important time in your life. This Transit is too significant and too important not to try and get all chances over on your side.

I must mention that I am not the only professional who could help you. You may of course consult with someone a little closer to your home or with an astrologer you are already familiar with. This person should be able to help you in exactly the same manner as I would be able to.

Of course as far as I am concerned I am also 100% ready to help you Cristhabelle. I have a wealth of important and exciting information to share with and I can give you full details on the following points:

More precisely, In terms of your professional career I will tell you:

- why there have been certain stumbling blocks in your past and how this is now going to change
- when this job proposition will occur
- who is going to make it
- what this new job is
- how you can be sure not to miss out on it
- how it will change in the future
- how this will change your life financially
- what you can expect from your job in the average to long term


I will determine for you all of the information which you will need concerning the financial developments which you can expect during this Transit and how this sum of money will change your life. I will tell you:

- why this period is more important than any other period
- what financial changes you can really expect
- how this sum of money will come to you
- how you can grab hold and keep it
- and I will also give you a lot of other information which will help you to get all the chance over on your side so that you can make the most of this valuable opportunity


Here is again the web page where you can request my help, Cristhabelle. As soon as I receive your confirmation that you want me to work on your reading I can get straight to work on your complete analysis. On this same page I have also given you a link to some testimonials from other customers that I have also helped through my clairvoyance and astrology.

Here is the link: http://aboutastro.com/j.php?p=request.cgi&r=6&c=15k0x&f=pevfgunoryyr

Have a good day and speak to you soon,

Your friend and astrologer,

Jenna





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Anniversary Gifts

Here is the list of traditional and modern anniversary gifts as compiled and popularized by the Chicago Public Library:


Year Traditional Modern Flowers
1st paper clocks carnation
2nd cotton china lily of the valley
3rd leather crystal, glass sunflower
4th linen,silk appliances hydrangea
5th wood sliverware daisy
6th iron wooden objects calla lily
7th wool,copper desk sets freesia
8th bronze linens,lace lilac
9th pottery,china leather goods bird of paradise
10th tin,aluminum diamond jewelry daffodil
11th steel fashion jewelry tulip
12th silk pearls, colored gems peony
13th lace textiles, furs chrysanthemum
14th ivory gold jewelry orchid
15th crystal watches rose
16th silver hollowware
17th furniture
18th porcelain
19th bronze
20th china platinum aster
21st brass,nickel
22nd copper
23rd silver plate
24th musical instruments
25th silver sterling silver iris
30th pearl diamond lily
35th coral, jade jade
40th ruby ruby gladiolus
45th sapphire sapphire
50th gold gold yellow roses
55th emerald emerald
60th diamond diamond

All About Kisses

Types Of Kisses

kissing Below you will find a variety of kiss types. If you find some that catch your fancy, feel free to try them :-)

Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart.

Cheek Kiss - A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek.

Earlobe Kiss - Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors.

Eskimo Kiss - With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together.

Eye Kiss - Hold your partner's head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go... then slowly kiss up towards your partner's eyes and give them a tender kiss on top of their closed eyes.

Eyelid Kiss - While your partner is resting/sleeping with eyes closed, very very gently kiss the spot right below their browbone. A very intimate kiss.

Finger Kiss - While laying together gently suck on their fingers. This can be very seductive and pleasurable.

Foot Kiss - An erotic and romantic gesture. It may tickle, but relax and enjoy it! To give a toe kiss by gently suck the toes and then lightly kissing the foot. It helps to gently massage the base of the foot while performing the kiss.

Forehead Kiss - The "motherly" kiss or "just friends" kiss. The forehead kiss can be a comforting kiss to anyone. Simply brush your lips lightly across the crown of their head.

Freeze Kiss (or Melt Kiss) - Experiment with this fun kiss. Put a small piece of ice in your mouth, then open mouth and kiss your partner, passing them the ice with your tongue. It's an erotic and sensual french kiss with a twist of cold.

French Kiss - The kiss involving the tongue. Some call this the "Soul Kiss" because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth's breath in the exchange across tongues. Surprisingly, the French call this "The English Kiss".

Fruity Kiss - Take a small piece of fruit and place between your lips (juicy fruits such as grapes, strawberries, small pieces of pineapple or mango are ideal). Kiss your partner and nibble one half of the piece of fruit while they nibble the other until it breaks in half, allowing the juice to run into your mouths.

Hand Kiss - Gently raise her hand to your lips. Lightly brush your lips across the top of her hand. Historically this kiss was performed with a bow, which showed deference to a lady.

Hickey Kiss - The object is not to draw blood, but to gently leave a mark that will prove your interlude was not a dream. This is often included in erotic foreplay.

Hostage Kiss - Cover your lips with tape and get your love's attention. When they come near, make noises like you're trying to tell them something and motion as if you can't get the tape off. Once they remove the tape from you to hear what you're trying to say tell them: "I've been saving my lips all day just for you!" Then kiss your love passionately!

Hot and Cold Kiss - Lick your partner's lips so that they're warm, and then gently blow on them. The sudden cold blast makes for a sensual explosion, and they will often try it on you next, as well as get very passionate.

Mistletoe Kiss - Surprise your lover by capturing them with a gentle holiday kiss under the mistletoe. This is also a good method for shyer individuals to steal a kiss from a potential lover.

Letter Kiss - Send your lover a kiss in a love letter by writing the letter x several times in a row at the bottom of a letter such as XXXXX.

Lick Kiss - Just before kissing, gently run your tongue along you partners lip whether it be the top or bottom one depending on the position of your lips. Very sensual.

Lip Sucking Kiss - When kissing gently suck on their lower lip. This can be very exciting.

Neck Nibble Kiss - Gently nibble up and down your partners neck. End with a gentle kiss on the lips.

Nip Kiss - This kiss can create a very erotic sensation. While kissing your partner, ever so gently nibble on their lips. You must be very careful not to bite to hard or hurt your partner. When done correctly, this kiss ignites wonderful sensations.

Reverse Lips Kiss - It involves standing above your lover and kissing them from over their head. This way, each kisser can take the hyper-sensitive bottom lip of thier lover in their mouths, and GENTLY draw blood to the surface of the lip by nibbling and sucking. A very sensuous, connecting kiss.

Searching The Cavern - Use the lips and tongue to gently tickle and kiss your lover's navel. Vary speeds and stroke to change sensation. Invigorating and intoxicating.

Shoulder Kiss - Simply come from behind, embrace her, and kiss the top of her shoulder. This is a sensual, loving kiss.

Sip Kiss - Take a small sip of your favorite drink. Leaving a little bit of it on your lips, kiss your partner. It is a unique way to create a sensual feeling and your partner will enjoy it.

Talking Kiss - Whisper sweet nothings into your partner's mouth. If caught in the act, simply say as Chico Marx, "I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering into her mouth."

Teaser Kiss - Starting on the forehead, a sweet short kiss on lips, then move up the arms up to her hand, kiss her hand, then come back up her arm, to her face and then lightly kiss her lips till she wants a passionate kiss.

The Buzzing Kiss - Gently place your lips against your lover's neck , behind their ear. Now, send a shudder through their skin by gently growling and humming, vibrating your lips and cheeks as you do so. Move up and down the neck, over the bones of the face and lips. Stimulating and erotic when done correctly.

The Whipped Cream Kiss - Dip your finger into some cool whip or whipped cream of your choice. Lick it off slowly, then embrace your partner and kiss them deeply letting their tongue slip over yours for a wonderfully sweet kiss. It's very seductive and passionate.

Tiger Kiss - Quietly sneak up behind your partner making sure they do not know what you are going to do. Out of the blue, grab them and gently bite their neck. Make sure to get a few good growls in too. This will surely surprise them.

Trickle Kiss - Take a sip of a favourite drink and trickle it slowly into partner's mouth while kissing.

Tongue Sucking - A variation of the French kiss. During an open-mouth kiss gently suck on your partner's tongue (not too hard because it may hurt). Very sexy :-)

Quickie Kiss - When you're in a rush. Often the nose gets it rather than the lips.

Vacuum Kiss - While kissing open-mouthed, slightly suck in as if you were sucking the air from your partners mouth. This is a playful kiss.

Wake Up Kiss - Before your partner awakes lean over and kiss their cheek and move over giving soft kisses until you reach their lips. Definitely a more than pleasant way to wake up!

Virtual Kiss - For Internet lovers. Send an e-card or a kiss via email with this symbol: :-*


Meanings Of Kisses

Kiss on the hand - I adore you.

Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends.

Kiss on the chin - You are cute!

Kiss on the neck - I want you.

Kiss on the lips - I love you.

Kiss on the ears - Let's have some fun.

Kiss anywhere else - You're the best.

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Places to Kiss Your Love

* Behind their ear.
* Tip of their nose.
* Back of their neck.
* Underside of their forearm.
* Curve of their waist.
* Palm of their hand.
* Inside their wrist.
* Under their chin.
* Their eyelids.
* Inside of their ankle.
* Their collar bone.
* Tips of their fingers.
* Their spine.
* Small of their back.
* Their tummy.
* Behind their knees.

Of course, this is just to give you an idea. Aim to shower your love with kisses ALL OVER!

Homemade Beauty Recipes

Make Your Own Hair Perfume
By Beverly Smith

It is pleasant to perfume the hair after washing it when the hair is half dry. The following ingredients are required to make this fragrant perfume.

* 6 tablespoons powdered charcoal
* 5 tablespoons powders myrrh
* 1 tablespoon powdered benzoin
* 1 tablespoon potassium nitrate
* 2-3 drops oil of bergamot
* 2-3 drops of sandalwood
* mucilage of tragacanth

Mix the powders together and sieve, and then add the oils. Add the potassium nitrate, and then sufficient mucilage of tragacanth to make a stiff paste.

Heat the mixture over a water bath and then make into little cones and dry. Just light one of the cones and let the smoke go into the damp hair.
The smell is highly aromatic and exotic.


Natural Treatments For Problem Hair
By M.S. Beltran

Is your hair dry and brittle? Is the color dull and lackluster? Forget expensive commercial products that can do more damage than good to your hair; treat your hair yourself, using all-natural ingredients found in your own kitchen.

DO-IT-YOURSELF CHOLESTEROL TREATMENT

Would you believe that most commercially bought cholesterol hair conditioners contain alcohol? the very thing that dries out hair? Instead, grab a cup full of mayonnaise, some plastic food wrap and throw a couple of towels in the drier on high.

Work the mayonnaise into your hair, starting by massaging it into the scalp and roots. Then draw it through to your ends until your hair is thoroughly coated. Pile the hair on top of your head. Take a couple of feet of saran wrap and wrap it around the top of your head to contain the mayo.

Take a pre-heated towel from the dryer and wrap it around your head over the saran wrap. The heat will aid with deep conditioning. After about 10 minutes, change to another heated towel and leave that on for another 10 minutes.

Remove the towel and plastic wrap and shampoo your hair as usual. Done once a month, this cholesterol treatment will keep your hair soft and shiny.

* Tip: if your hair ends are very damaged from chemical treatment, you can do this once a week. If your scalp is naturally oily, you might want to only add mayo to the hair ends for weekly treatments.

QUICK SOLUTION FOR OILY HAIR

If your scalp is naturally oil, you probably have to shampoo your hair daily to keep it from looking greasy or stringy. If, however, you are running short on time or need a quick lift in the middle of the day, grab a box of cornstarch and a large, clean blush brush.

Pour some cornstarch out onto a dish and dip the brush into it. Then, with a comb, part your hair in the center and brush the cornstarch onto your scalp and roots. Make another part 1/4 to ? inch off-center and repeat. Continue this method down one side of your head, then from the center and down the other side.

Go about your business for about 10 minutes while the cornstarch soaks up the excess oils in your hair. Then, take a brush and brush out your hair, ridding it of the cornstarch flakes.

FOR A COLOR ENHANCER:

If your own natural color, or your color treated hair, begins to look drab, all you need are a few ingredients from your garden or local produce store to brighten it up.

Begin by boiling one quart of water. In a piece of doubled cheesecloth, add the following:

* for brunettes? a handful fresh rosemary sprigs (bruise by crumpling in your hand)
* for blondes? a handful of dried chamomile
* for "orange tone" redheads? a chopped-up carrot
* for "berry tone" redheads? a chopped up beet

Tie up the ingredient in the cheesecloth and toss into the boiling water, removing it from heat. Let steep for 10 minutes.

Remove and discard the cheesecloth bag. Shampoo and rinse your hair as usual. Then, pour the warm (not hot) color-enhancing rinse over your hair. As a final rinse, use a quart of cold water. Once a month treatments will keep your hair color vibrant.

BUILD-UP REMOVER

Often the culprits of drab coloring and lackluster hair are all the styling products that we regularly use. They begin to build up and dull the shine and tone of our hair.

Get rid of the build up by mixing 1/4 cup of apple cider vinegar with 1 gallon of distilled water. This can be stored in a cabinet or the refrigerator and used every couple of weeks to keep hair squeaky clean. To use it, wet hair with warm water, or shampoo and rinse as usual. Then pour 2 cups over the scalp and let mixture saturate the hair. Finish up with a cold-water rinse.


Sensitive Skin Gentle Exfoliant
By Beverly Smith

For a gentle sensitive skin exfoliator, mix 1/2 cup cornmeal, 1/4 cup milk, two teaspoons baking soda, one tablespoon olive oil and five drops of tea-tree oil in a bowl, then apply to your skin.


A Beauty Enhancing Element ? Epsom Salt
By Kathryn M. D?Imperio

Affordable, available and easy to use, Epsom Salt provides the beauty-conscious with a wealth of fun and healthy home remedies and beauty treatments.

?In Grandma?s day, Epsom Salt was largely used as a laxative. That?s no longer the case,? says Jim Hill, a member of the Epsom Salt Council. ?Epsom Salt, a pure, time-tested mineral compound, is actually Magnesium Sulfate, which absorbs easily through the skin and boasts a whole host of modern-day uses, from beauty to health.?

Epsom Salt occurs naturally, although most of what we buy in the stores has been manufactured. Even still, the Epsom Salt retains its pure, natural and healing characteristics.

To take advantage of the health and beauty related functions of Epsom Salt, the Epsom Salt Council suggests the following tips:

To exfoliate:
Mix together two cups of Epsom Salt and ? cup of petroleum jelly. Add a few drops of lavender essential oil for a pleasant fragrance. Apply the mixture to gently scrub away old cells and encourage a healthier-looking complexion.

For a facial:
Mix ? teaspoon of Epsom Salt into a deep cleansing cream so you can reap the benefits of this mineral deep inside your skin. Massage the mixture onto your skin and then rinse with cool water. Pat dry.

To accompany a pedicure:
Before you go to the trouble of painting your nails, soften your feet by soaking them in a bathtub or plastic basin with warm water and Epsom Salt for at least 10 to 15 minutes. The salt will help to smoothen your feet, giving them a relaxed and refreshed feel.

Relaxing bath crystals:
Mix two cups of Epsom Salt with a few drops of a delightful fragrance to create a custom bath crystal. To dress up your bath crystals, add a few drops of food coloring or ? teaspoon of glycerin. Store the crystals in an airtight container.

Soothing spa treatment:
After showering, the Epsom Salt Council recommends massaging handfuls of Epsom Salt over wet skin to exfoliate the body. ?It's the same treatment many upscale spas use, without the upscale price!?

For a tranquil soak:
Fill your bathtub with water at a comfortable temperature that you enjoy. As you?re filling the tub, add two cups of Epsom Salt to the water (if it is a standard-sized bathtub ? make adjustments for larger tubs). Soak for at least 12 minutes, three times a week for best results. As an extra treat, the Epsom Salt Council recommends adding a few drops of eucalyptus oil for an invigorating aroma.

Visit www.epsomsaltcouncil.org to learn more about the beneficial uses of Epsom Salt. You?ll learn everything from how to coax out a splinter to a soaking relief for sore and tired muscles.


Make Your Own Shea Butter Soap
By M.S. Beltran

At bath time, nothing is more luxurious or nurturing for your skin than an all-natural bar of Shea butter soap.

The Shea (Mangifolia) tree is a wild tree found in Western Africa that produces a tasty fruit. The fruit contains large seeds with oils that can be extracted to produce shea butter, a white to light yellowish color cream with a similar texture and consistency as butter.

Shea butter has been utilized by native Africans for more than a millennia. Shea butter contains unsaponifiable fats, which do not turn to soap and retain their moisturizing properties. It is completely non-toxic (in fact, unprocessed, it can be used in cooking) and gentle enough for use on the face, for babies or people with skin conditions. Shea butter is a natural moisturize, offers UV protection, and is even thought to help the skin make its own collagen by stimulating the tissue. It has been long used by healers for things like skin cracks and ulcers, small wounds, dry skin, eczema, dermatitis, and to sooth aching muscles. Because of the way shea butter restructures the skin, it has even been used to help with stretch marks, and in anti-aging formulas.

Because of the natural latex found in shea butter, people with latex allergies should do a test patch on the skin before using any shea butter products. Many people with latex allergies are not effected by shea butter, but some are, so it is better to be safe than sorry. But other than that, shea butter is a wonderful product to use on your skin. And the best way to take advantage of all-natural shea butter is to create your own home-made shea butter soap.

Shea butter is available in some craft stores that sell soap-making products, as well as many by soap and cosmetic supply companies. It is relatively inexpensive, as you can obtain an ounce for only a few dollars, and need only a couple of tablespoons in order to create two to four bars of soap. It also keeps well; refrigerated, it can last more than two years. But not all products are created equal. Many companies refine shea butter, or extract it chemically, which essentially takes out many of it's beneficial properties. Other companies bleach it, or add coloring and fragrances. For the best product, try to obtain shea butter that is all-natural and without additives. The more pure the product that you work with is, the better your results will be.

In order to make your own shea butter soap, you will need:

* All-natural Castile (olive oil based) soap
* distilled water
* 2 tbsp all-natural, unprocessed shea butter
* 1 tbsp finely ground almonds (optional, but a nice addition for a gentle exfoliating soap with a nice scent)
* A grater
* A double boiler, or a small pot that can be placed inside of a bigger pot
* Small plastic food containers for molds
* A mixing spoon
* A drying rack

Begin by setting some tap water to boil in the double-broiler or big pot. Grate your castile soap until you have two cups full. Add this to the inner double-boiler, or the small pot, with ? cup of distilled water. Melt it over medium high heat, stirring frequently until the soap is completely melted and stringy when you pull up the spoon.

Remove it from the heat. Add the shea butter and almonds, stirring gently until the mixture is well blended. Pour into small plastic food containers and let dry and harden for several hours. They should pop out when completely hard.

Place on the drying rack and allow soap to set for 3 weeks, turning regularly throughout the day to prevent the bars from warping. Then, simply wrap them in plastic wrap to preserve them, or use them in your next bath.


Treatment for Dark Under Eye Circles

Grated potatoes can lighten under-eye circles. Potatoes contain an enzyme called catecholase, which is used in cosmetics as a human skin lightener.

Run one spud through your food processor and stuff the raw mash into a piece of cheesecloth.
Apply to the area directly beneath your eye ? don't let the potato juice come in contact with the eye itself ? and leave for 15 to 20 minutes.

Wipe away the starchy residue


HAIR COCKTAIL - Hair Recipes
By Lisa Lach

Yes eggs

Lightly beat two eggs mixed with some milk and run throughout your hair. Leave on for 5 minutes, rinse and you'll see a shine instantly. The same can be done for your dog once a month, except just put an egg over their food.

Aspirin for Dandruff

No problem, dissolve 2 aspirins in your dandruff shampoo and watch how it clears up. Use a good moisturizing conditioner afterward.

Hair Cocktail

Splash a little vodka in your shampoo if you have thick or product-build-up hair. Don't use on a regular basis.

Hair Static

This isn't meant to be funny. Use static guard. Use about 7 inches from your hair lightly. Don't over do it.

Greasy Hair

Powder. Most come in hundreds of fragrances, brands, and unscented selections. Put a little at the root of your hair before straying. If it is a serious problem, put the power on heavily for 15 minutes wash completely, condition lightly, and style.

Frizz-Off

Quick fix for curly hair frizz, always the lucky ones. Use a little, did I mention LITTLE bit about the size of a dime and rub in into your hands before applying it to your frizzy ends. Instant results without buying a product at the Salon.

Lemon-Boost

Lemon juice mixed with natural sunlight will lighten any hair. Just make sure you don't go a sour red head.

Sweet Shine

Honey in your tea, snack or applied as a small amount in the hair will give you shine.


Homemade Recipe For Shiny Hair

You can give your hair a great shine and help remove soap build up:

Blondes ? Add a couple of tablespoons of lemon juice to your rinse water.

Brunettes and Redheads ? Add a couple of tablespoons of apple cider vinegar to your rinse water.

Stir 1 teaspoon of honey into 4 cups (1 quart) warm water. After shampooing, pour the mixture through you hair. Do not rinse out. Dry as normal.

Wrinkle Removal Recipe

Banana is wonderful as an anti-wrinkle treatment.

Mash 1/4 banana until very creamy. Spread all over face and leave for 15-20 minutes before rinsing off with warm water followed by a dash of cold.
Gently pat dry.

A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT
By Radika Meganathan

All of us want to look young and beautiful. But how many really stay that way? As they say, Rome wasn't built in a day, and if you want to look attractive and fresh, you should follow not just an efficient beauty regime, but also a regular one.

For busy homemakers and corporate executives alike, it is not always possible to maintain a regular beauty regime, unless it is a habitual visit to the nearest beauty salon. Instead of spending money on artificial and expensive treatments, here is a simple schedule to groom yourself naturally. Just before you go to bed, allot a period of ten minutes. Yes, all it takes is just that little time to keep you looking young and glowing.

Foot Care

Feeling terrible after a tiring day? As soon as you return home, soak your feet in a basin of warm water mixed with a handful of fragrant bath salts. After 10 minutes, wash your feet (a simple soap and water wash is sufficient).

If you aren't feeling sleepy by this time, take a foot filer and scrub your heels. Using a toothpick (orange stick) clean the edges and grooves around your toe nails, to remove the dirt that gets accumulated. Apply cold cream or moisturizer before winding up. This will make the skin soft and prevent people from running away at the sight of your feet.

Face Wash/Scrub

Cleansing your face before going to bed is essential to take away the dirt you might have picked up in your day. Walnut scrub is ideal for oily skin. Make sure you scrub your face in circling motions and wash with cold water. For those with dry or sensitive skin can use baby oil or wet cleansing pads, followed by a night cream.

Night Cream/Moisturizing

The right time to apply any treatment, especially moisturizer - be it for whitening the skin, under-eye cream or simple moisturizing. It will revitalize your facial skin and work wonders on skin, which had been exposed to all the dirt and grime in the daytime. It would be a good idea to use it on your arms and neck, too.

Your Hair

While oil is not the elixir of life to hair, it IS essential in keeping it well conditioned and supple. Leave oil overnight and wash in the morning with shampoo to get better results.

Heat a little amount of oil (olive oil, almond oil, or plain old coconut oil) by placing it in a small container and swirling it in hot water. After the oil gets considerably hot, massage the scalp with your fingertips, in rotating motion, for at least 8 - 10 minutes. You can do this while soaking your feet in warm water.

Castor Oil

Applying pure castor oil to your eyebrows and lashes, particularly those who have scanty growth, will make them grow thick and long. For tired or puffed eyes, place a cotton pad soaked in chilled rose water. Keeping thin slices of cucumber ready in the refrigerator beforehand is ideal.

Grated cucumber, by itself or mixed with carrot juice, can be spread under the eye, to reduce black circles and sagging skin.

Lip Guard

And finally, a smear of Vaseline on your lips, and you can sleep like a child and get up like a fairy!


Firmer Breasts

To firm breasts and tighten the skin, mix one teaspoon of vitamin E oil with one tablespoon of yogurt and an egg.

Massage this mixture into breasts and wear an old bra over the mixture for at least twenty minutes.

Rinse off with warm water.


Mood Enhancer Bath

Add 1/4 cup of pure vanilla extract to a warm bath.
Vanilla has the ability to lift spirits and revive.

Take a handful of pine needles and place them in the foot of old panty hose. Knot around the faucet and let the pine hydrate under running bath water.

You'll feel better!


Paraffin Wax Treatment

The most exclusive spas charge top dollar for this foot-loving paraffin wax treatment.

1. Melt 4 bars of parrafin wax (available at grocery and hardware stores) in the microwave oven.

2. Massgae in a rich moisturizer.

3. Dip one foot into warm paraffin 3 times, pausing between layers to allow them to dry.

4. Wrap each foot with plastic wrap tight enough to make an airtight seal. This will help the moisturizer to penetrate.

5. Let set for twenty minutes.

6. Remove wrap and peel off the wax.

HINT: Also use this treatment on hands.

A Natural Way To Exfoliate

Sea salt removes dry, flaky, dead skin.

Wet face (or anywhere on the body), apply a couple of tablespoons of sea salt, then GENTLY massage with a wet washcloth or fingers.
Focus on the T-zone and cheeks, but avoid the eye area. After one or two minutes, rinse with cold water to tighten the pores.

It is important to do this regularly, or face-creams will not penetrate.
You can do this maximum once per week.


Apple Tart Soap Recipe

4 oz. Clear, Unscented Glycerine Soap
1 Tablespoon Liquid Soap
1 teaspoon Liquid Glycerine
1/2 teaspoon Apple Fragrance Oil
2 drops Red Food Color
1/2 teaspoon Ground Cinnamon

Melt soap in small pan over low heat or in a glass cup in the microwave.
Add Liquid Soap and glycerine and stir gently but well. Add fragrance, color and cinnamon. Stir and let stand a couple minutes, just enough to start to thicken so when you stir again the cinnamon will be more evenly distributed.

Pour into molds. Allow to set completely (in or out of freezer). Wrap in plastic wrap or use cellophane candy bags.


Apple Zinger Facial Mask

This is good for Oily or Acne Prone skin.

1 medium size apple, grated fine
5 tbs. honey

Mix the grated apple and honey well. Smooth over skin and let sit for 10 minutes.
Rinse off with cool water.

Carrot Facial Mask

Ingredients Needed:
2-3 large carrots
4 1/2 tablespoons honey

Directions:
Cook carrots, then mash. Mix with honey. Apply gently to the skin, wait 10 minutes. Rinse off with cool water.


Cure For Dandruff

Vinegar is poured into the hair, massaged into the scalp, and left to dry for a few minutes. Then the hair is washed.
The process is repeated daily until the dandruff disappears, usually within a few days.


To lighten dark circles under your eyes, wrap a grated raw potato in cheesecloth and apply to eyelids for 15-20 minutes.
Wipe off the residue and apply an eye cream.


Fruity Lip Gloss

Ingredients:
2 Tbls solid shortening
1 Tbls fruit-flavored powdered drink mix
35 mm film container

Mix shortening & drink mix together in a microwave safe bowl till smooth!
Place in microwave on high for 30 seconds until mix becomes a liquid!
Pour into clean (wash thoroughly before use) film container, or any other small airtight container!
Place mix into fridge for 20-30 minutes or till firm!


Glowing Facial Mask

You will love your radiant skin after using this recipe.

All you need is:
1 tbsp fuller's earth
1 tbsp honey
1 tbsp mashed papaya

Mix and put on face for 20 minutes then rinse off.

Honey Facial Mask

Perhaps the best facial mask is honey.

Place a cloth in warm water and apply to your face to open the pores. Smear on honey, and leave on for 15 to 30 minutes. Rinse off with warm water, then use cold water to close the pores.
Use once a week.

Minty Fresh Massage Oil

10 tsp. grapeseed oil
3 drops eucalyptus oil
4 drops rosemary oil
2 drops peppermint oil

This is a green-scented massage oil. Blend ingredients well. Pour into a small bottle and seal well.
Warm up oil before doing any massage.

A Most Potent Natural Herb

Here's one you probably haven't heard before, so keep an open mind. Get ready for garlic. Only the real thing will work for you - not pills. This means, organic and raw.

Put at least 3 cloves in a blender with juice and drink it down. It will make the drink a little spicy, that's all.

Here's what it will do for you and your skin. Garlic is the best, most effective broad spectrum anti-biotic, anti-viral, anti-fungal herb known. It kills all the bad guys without harming any of the good guys. In fact, in laboratory tests, it has been diluted to 1 part in125,000 and still killed bacteria. So, yes, it's great if you get sick or have a virus of any kind. It's great for your heart and blood - whole books have been written about it, but remember, it must be raw.
Your skin will have a real tough time breaking out if you have some raw garlic in your system.

Just brush your teeth, drink some mouthwash, and drink up.


Orange Yogurt Mask

Ingredients Needed:
* 1 tsp plain yogurt (I chose Balkan Style)
* the juice of 1/4 of an orange

Stir to mix and then dip fingers into mixture and smooth onto face. The sensation is both cool and relaxing. Leave on for a five minutes and then rinse. If you are feeling sluggish, this is the perfect mask for you.

* Yogurt will cleanse and nourish your skin
* The orange is full of Vitamin C and AHA's.


Recipe For Beautiful Feet

Everyone wants to have smooth skin and beautiful feet :-)

If you take 1 cup Lemon Juice, Cinnamon (for smell), 2 tablespoons (or less) olive oil, 1/4 cup of milk, and water you can make a wash that leaves skin refreshed and fragrant (the amount of water does not matter).
If you do not like the cinnamon smell you can replace it with another spice, perfume, or flower petals such as roses.
After you make it, you can put it in a tub were you can soak your feet or body.
Next dry your feet or rinse them with water and a MILD soap.

After a few weeks of doing this your skin will be silky smooth.


White Nails

To whiten your nails, try these:

* Use a common whitening toothpaste. Try scrubbing your nails with Pearl Drops, it's just as easy as achieving a pearly white smile and will take away any stains and shine up your nails.

* Soak your nails in water with lemon juice or lemon slices. The lemon acts as an astringent and will strip away stains. Once your hands are dry, you'll only need to put on a couple of coats of a clear topcoat.


Skin Sauna

A good deep cleansing treat is to give your face a sauna. This is especially good for congested skin.

You need to fill a bowl with near boiling water and add four drops of each of the essential oils recomended for your skin type.
NORMAL : Mandarin and Lavender.
OILY : Lemon and Eucalyptus.
DRY : Rose and Camomile.

Place a towel over your head and hold it over the bowl from a distance of about 30cm for a period of around two minutes. This opens the pores and prepares it for a face mask.

You should not use a face sauna if you have sensitive skin, are pregnant or suffer from asthma.


Wrinkle Remover

Green Thompson seedless grapes! It has one of the ingredients in those big time expensive wrinkle creams.

All you do is cut a grape in half and gently crush it on your face and neck. Make sure that you get the "crows-feet" and the lines around your mouth. Leave it on for twenty minutes or so and rinse with tepid water and pat dry.

Repeat every day and before you know it... those nasty old lines will be hard to find!

Don't forget to drink at least 8 glasses of water daily. And... eat veggies rich in Vitamin A, such as carrots, celery and spinach.
If you can, get 8 hours of sleep every night.


Homemade Hair Spray

Chop one lemon (or an orange for dry hair). Place in a pot with 2 cups water. Boil until half of the initial amount remains. Cool, strain, and place in a spray bottle. Store in the refrigerator.

If it is too sticky, add more water. Add one ounce rubbing alcohol as a preservative and then the spray can be stored for up to two weeks unrefrigerated.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Nice Finds

I slept past 2am yesterday,or should I say just this morning..woke up around 8:30, bought 1 "bilao" of pinipig biko for our church's anniversary then off we go to 168 shopping center..yey!! haven't been there for more than a year now.Our main goal is to find a wedding couturier and luckily we've canvassed quite a few shops in Ilaya that offers surprisingly low rates Php 600 for gowns and 5k for original barong tagalog with slacks. We went back to 168 mall to eat, after that sabi ko last ikot and fortunately we did coz we found this accessories store and there we bought our weddong cord ala belle..hihi...this is supposedly a set of jewelry, just a touch of creativity and whoalaah!! instant wedding cord!! I'm so happy!!



Saturday, March 14, 2009

Taco Time


My h2b (husband to be) and I planned to go to the mall today to unwind and do some brainstorming about our upcoming wedding...we decided to go to his place today,meet with his friends and give them the pleasure of serving them the much awaited taco ala gob! hehe I did the cutting,grating, slicing and washing and he did the ground beef mix...hmmm...We did some post preparation poses because we're wearing our San Miguel Pale Pilsen shirts we bought from Kultura...



Sunday, November 30, 2008

Nine Circles of Hell

The nine circles of hell are:

Limbo (state of uncertainty),

Lust(urge--strong desire),

Gluttony(gourmandize),

Dvarice,

Anger(strong feeling of displeasure),

Heresy(nonconformity--lawlessness),

Violence(Power used to overcome resistance.),

Fraud (Trickery/deception), and

Trecherous Fraud (

Sunday, April 08, 2007

staying strong

Certain circumstances come along when you least expect them..it's always the hard way.
It's either you pull the trigger yourself or somebody does the killing...sometimes you just have to trust your instinct(damn!!).
Two months ago, I was on a verge of resigning from work,mainly due to tons of reason...first, I felt so tired doing the work I no longer enjoy.Second, I'm getting sick (I'm slowly deteriorating). Third, I should be thinking long term now.Fourth, my instinct tells me that I should do all of these....and I'm right!!----to0 late to be damn right.
I was forced to resign from work due to performance reason and I felt so damn helpless knowing I have a fight I can win..I was crying all day knowing nobody did anything to back me up.This is something big that would definitely leave a mark in my life...as the saying goes "vengeance is not ours, it's God's". I don't know how I should feel but I know it's the end of all my miseries...hoping for a start of something good.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Singleness

Mga Dahilan Kung Bakit Single Ka Pa Rin:

Ilang ulit na bang nangyari sa iyo ito? Ngayon ang kasal ng pinsan mo. Hetoka ang ganda ganda mo. Naghanda ka talaga dahil minsan-minsan lang angokasyon sa pamilya nyo. Kadalasan sa mga lamay na lang kayo nagkikita-kitaso ngayong kasal ng pinsan mo, gusto mo namang maging maganda at mapansinnila. Aba, napansin ka nga. Ganito ang tanong ng lahat ng kaanak mo saiyo..."O ikaw kelan ka ikakasal?" "Uy, ikaw na ang susunod ano?" Paranggusto mo na sa susunod na lamay sila naman ang sabihan mo ng "Ikaw, kelanka susunod?"

Huwag kang malungkot. Ito gusto nga kitang sumaya kaya sinulat ko ito.Hindi ka dapat malungkot dahil maraming posibleng dahilan bakit hindi kapakinakasal hanggang ngayon. Hayaan mo silang mainip sa paghihintay. Bastakung okay ka, okay ka. Hayaan mo tulungan kita mag-isip kung bakit wala kapa ring asawa hanggang ngayon. Naisip ko na 'yan eh. Ito ang sampungdahilan bakit wala pa.

1. Kailangan mong mag-concentrate sa career.
Hindi na uso ang mga babaeng pambahay ngayon. Kalimitan meron ng tinatawagna career. Habang hindi ka pa tinatamaan ng palaso ni kupido, hamo namunang magconcentrate ka sa trabaho mo. Kailangan mong ma-achieve ang fullpotential mo bago ka mag-asawa, kasi 'pag nag-asawa ka na, tanggapin nanatin, iba na ang mga prioridad mo sa buhay. Lagi ng mauuna ang pamilya.Habang feel mo pang lumaban ng lumaban sa rat race at umakyat ng umakyat sacorporate ladder, huwag mong panghinayangan na wala ka pang sarilingpamilya. - SANA PAGBABA KO NG LADDER E MAY KA AGE PA KONG AVAILABLE O KAYASANA DUN NA KAMI SA LADDER MAGKASALUBONG HEHE

2. Masyadong mataas ang standards mo.
Ibaba mo kasi ng konti, baka naman kahit si Rizal hindi ma-achieve yungstandards mo. Tandaan mo, si Rizal kahit na bayani medyo babaero din.Walang taong perpekto. Kahit naman ikaw di ba? Meron ka ding kapintasan?Baba mo ng konti, yung makatarungang pamantayan lang. Baka naman naghahanapka ng Brad Pitt eh di ka naman si Jennifer Aniston. Lumagay ka lang sadapat mong kalagyan. Baka naman naghahanap ka ng kasing yaman ni Zobel ehikaw naman eh pobre din lang naman. Huwag. Huwag ganoon. Para kang g**onon. Baka naman naghahanap ka ng smart, na gwapong, mayaman. Ate, kungganon ang hanap mo, malamang tatandang dalaga ka na talaga. Di lahatbinibigay ni Lord. Di bale kung salat sa face value, babawi na lang siguroyung sa bait at sa talino.Kung puro face value naman, at salat sa kaalamanor masama ang ugali, manalig ka na lang na baka pag pinakain mo ng gulaytumalino or ito the best, lahat naman ng tao nagbabago. Pwede pa 'yanbumait. - DAMI KO NA NGANG KINUMPROMISE NA STANDARDS E

3. Hindi ka lumalabas ng bahay.
O baka lumalabas ka nga ng bahay, sa opisina lang naman ang punta mo. Huwagganon. Sumama ka sa mga kaibigan mo, mag-mall ka, magsimba ka, mag-outreachprogram ka. Huwag mong panisin ang sarili mo sa bahay dahil wala talagangmakakapansin sa iyo sa bahay. Mag-aral ka ng painting, voice lessons atYoga. Imaginin mo kung magka-boyfriend ka na Yoga master? or di kaya, chef.O di ba cool 'yun? Magliwaliw ka sa bookstores, sa coffee shops, at kungsaan-saan pang mataong lugar. Baka sakali mapansin ka doon. - DAIG KO PA CROSANA ROCES SA PAGIGING CURACHA, DI KO PA NGA LANG NAGAGAWAN MAG PAINTING,VOICE LESSONS AT YOGA

4. Baka naman sobrang tapang mo.
Oo nga naman, baka naman sobrang masungit ka at natatakot sa iyo ang mgapotential suitors mo. Baka dapat kang maging approachable ng konti. Bakamasyadong maangas ang dating mo imbis na matuwa sa iyo matakot. Bakasobrang independent mo, at parang mabubuhay ka ng wala silang lahat. Minsanmay epekto rin 'yan. Baka sobrang talino ng dating mo pakiramdam nilamababara lang sila or baka 'pag pinadalhan ka ng love letter eh i-edit mong red ink pen. Magkunwari ka kayang t**** minsan-minsan, tingin mo? -GUILTY MINSAN NGA NAG EDIT AKO AT SINABI KO PA SORI... SORI....

5. Baka naman kasi losyang ka.
Oo nga naman, mag-ayos ka paminsan-minsan kay lang kung pangit ka, pangitka talaga. No amount of make up can change that. Pero at least pwedema-enhanceng konti. - 2X NA NAMAN AKO NAGSUSUKLAY NGAYON A, DATI NGA ONCELANG E

6. Baka naman hinahanapan pa ni Lord ng ribbon ang para sa iyo.
Natatandaan ko ang sabi ng kaibigan ko. Blessing daw from the Lord ang mgagirlfriends/boyfriends. O eh baka naman hinahanapan pa ni Lord ng magandangribbon yung regalo mo. Kasi baka daw 'pag hinarap ang packaging i-rejectmo. - KOREK! PWDE NAMANG ORDINARY LNG PACKAGING BASTA MAGANDA NASA LOOB

7. Baka naman nagtitipid sa toll fee yung para sa iyo.
Malay mo kasi taga-Norte yung para sa iyo eh mahal naman ang toll fee. Bakanagtitipid dumaan sa walang toll kaya medyo natatagalan. - BKA NGA SAMIDDLE EAST GALING, NAPAGOD ANG KAMELYO AT TULUYAN NG NA STRANDED SADISYERTO

8. Baka naglakad yung para sa iyo.
Parating na 'yon kaya lang mahal ang gasolina so naglakad na lang papuntasa iyo. Besides, walking is good for the heart daw. Baka sa kakalakadnaligaw na. Ito pa namang mga lalaking ito, hindi magtatanong kung hindipakiramdam nila naliligaw na sila. - DAPAT KASI BUMILI SIYA NG MAPA

9. Baka naman sadyang torpe lang yung para sa iyo.
Baka naman nag-iipon pa ng lakas ng loob o di kaya nag-iisip pa ngmagandang tiyempo. Baka talagang hindi lang siya makapag-salita dahilsobrang mahiyain niya. Baka naman dapat makiramdam ka rin ng konti kasitalagang deadma ang dating nito. Baka dapat tinatanong ng unti-unti. -DINERETSO KO NGA KASO, IBA ANG TYPE (PAPA RIN, MUJER PALA)

10. Baka naman talagang for single blessedness ka.Ipagdasal mo.
Baka naman kasi pinapagod mo ang sarili mong kakaisip bakityou're still single eh hindi naman kasi marriage ang plan ni Lord for you.Paminsan-minsan magtanong ka kasi sa Kanya baka naman ikaw ang naliligaw.Baka naman ikaw ang nagtitipid. Baka naman kasi ikaw ang torpe. Baka namankasi ikaw ang problema. - PAG GANITO NANGYARI MAGTATAYO NA LANG AKO NG HOMEFOR THE SINGLE AGED WOMEN WANNA JOIN, HAHA

Gasgas man, pero sasabihin ko pa rin. Darating Din Yun. Kung para sa iyo,para sa iyo. Kahit iwasan mo, para talaga sa iyo. - SANA PAGDATING NYA DIKO NA KAILANGANG PAKULUAN SA PRESSURE COOKER ANG MATRES KO HAHAHA

Whatever!!!!!!


share ko lang from my yahoo email..hehe

Working in Prison

Prison Vs Work

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
In prison you get 3 meals a day. At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison a guard locks, unlocks, opens and closes all doors for you. At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself.
In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share.
In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends. At work you can't even speak to family and friends.
In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.
In prison you can join many programs that you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic. At work we call them manager


Well..these are facts of life and thoughs about work keeps on haunting me each day...i just hope by posting this short comparison between work and prison...I hope i could find ways to WORK out something in this PRISON i'm in right now.

from a forwarded email..hehehe just sharing..